David McSavage – McSavage Rules

After a sold-out first visit, David McSavage returns to the Whale Theatre with a new unhelpful masterpiece for regaining his integrity. 

Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to take a hike, this is McSavage’s area of expertise.

THE RULES:

1. When you’re young, fail at everything.

2. Ensure people around you think you’re rubbish.
3. Build up seething resentments towards these people for decades.

4. Drink a lot.

5. Use aforementioned resentments as motivation for creativity and drive.
6. Never become too successful.

This hilarious new show will help you learn how be an outsider, own nothing, be poor and hated, but if nothing else, you will have integrity.